Worms

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Think I’ll go and eat worms
Big, fat, juicy ones
Long, thin, squishy ones
See how they wriggle and squirm

They taste OK
They taste OK

I said nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Think I’ll go and eat worms
Big, fat, juicy ones
Long, thin, squishy ones
See how the little worms turn

They taste OK
They taste OK
They’re better with sauce
Not a bad main course

Chomp off their heads
Squeeze out the juice
Throw their tails away
Nobody knows
How I survive on worms
but three times a day

They taste OK
They taste OK
They’re better with sauce
Not a bad main course

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Think I’ll go and eat worms
Big, fat, juicy ones
Long, thin, squishy ones
Hope I don’t get germs

They taste OK
They taste OK

Noir™

F*cking F*cked

F*ckity f*cking f*ck
We’re all f*cking f*cked
F*cked beyond belief
Truly f*cking f*cked

F*ck the f*cking f*ckers
The no good f*cking f*cks
We’re all f*cking f*cked
F*ckity f*cking f*ck

Pint?

Noir™

Nothing much available to buy here apart from Dr Death's mad poster