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Noir

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It’s not all love, peace, and rainbows. Sh*t happens. Reality bites. Dark matter surrounds. Black holes appear. Crisis. Chaos. Confusion. Noir™ captures a period of trying to keep your head above water whilst trying not loose your sense humour.

 

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Hard times
No batteries
That ain't the truth
Texas tea
Mr Skint
RIP: Schnucklefutz
RIP: Skid of Lid
Knob jockey
RIP: Menace
Pink boots
RIP: K164 MMM
Black keys
RIP: Muse
Mon famille
See ya
Dr Death wants you for dinner (and your mother)
TCFB
FCKU
RIP: Minx
Do some good in the world for a change
RIP: CV
RIP: Weed
Cockstar
Coming to get ya
Headquarters
Capital failure
Doomed

Muzik

Worms

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Think I’ll go and eat worms
Big, fat, juicy ones
Long, thin, squishy ones
See how they wriggle and squirm

They taste OK
They taste OK

I said nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Think I’ll go and eat worms
Big, fat, juicy ones
Long, thin, squishy ones
See how the little worms turn

They taste OK
They taste OK
They’re better with sauce
Not a bad main course

Chomp off their heads
Squeeze out the juice
Throw their tails away
Nobody knows
How I survive on worms
but three times a day

They taste OK
They taste OK
They’re better with sauce
Not a bad main course

Nobody likes me
Everybody hates me
Think I’ll go and eat worms
Big, fat, juicy ones
Long, thin, squishy ones
Hope I don’t get germs

They taste OK
They taste OK

There's always a light

F*cking F*ck

F*ckity f*cking f*ck
We’re all f*cking f*cked
F*cked beyond belief
Truly f*cking f*cked

F*ck the f*cking f*ckers
The no good f*cking f*cks
We’re all f*cking f*cked
F*ckity f*cking f*ck

Pint?

The redeemers